Tea

The other evening, as we were out running a late errand, my middle son asked if we could get some tea.  I said, "Tea would probably not be a good drink at this time of night.  It would keep you awake; and it's a school night."

"What about decaffeinated tea?" he asked.

I said, "We could get some chamomile tea, maybe.  That actually helps you sleep."

After we had run our errand and were heading home, my son said, "Can we get some camel toe tea?" 

"Huh?  Camel toe tea?  What's that?"

"You know... the tea that helps you sleep better."

:)